Fuck Billionaires Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Let’s be real: billionaires are the worst. They exploit labor, dodge taxes, and hoard wealth while the rest of us grind just to afford the basics. But we’re done idolizing these gluttonous robber barons—it’s time to call them out and take back what’s ours. Because the system isn’t broken; it was built this way. And we’re the ones who can change it.
This unisex heavy blend hoodie is more than just cozy—it's a statement. Made from a plush, ethically sourced cotton-poly blend, it’s perfect for staying warm while you plot the revolution (or just vent about late-stage capitalism). With a classic fit, spacious pouch pocket, and color-matched drawstring, it delivers comfort and style—because calling out billionaires should always look good.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Soft, Warm, and Built to Last – Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) in a 50/50 cotton-poly blend for peak coziness.
✔ Ethically Made – 100% U.S.-grown cotton, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and sustainable production through the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol.
✔ Classic & Comfortable – A relaxed fit with a double-lined hood and tear-away label for a scratch-free feel.
✔ Customizable – Available with embroidery decoration on the left or center chest to make it even more you.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And remember: we are the majority. We have more power than we know.
Let’s be real: billionaires are the worst. They exploit labor, dodge taxes, and hoard wealth while the rest of us grind just to afford the basics. But we’re done idolizing these gluttonous robber barons—it’s time to call them out and take back what’s ours. Because the system isn’t broken; it was built this way. And we’re the ones who can change it.
This unisex heavy blend hoodie is more than just cozy—it's a statement. Made from a plush, ethically sourced cotton-poly blend, it’s perfect for staying warm while you plot the revolution (or just vent about late-stage capitalism). With a classic fit, spacious pouch pocket, and color-matched drawstring, it delivers comfort and style—because calling out billionaires should always look good.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Soft, Warm, and Built to Last – Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) in a 50/50 cotton-poly blend for peak coziness.
✔ Ethically Made – 100% U.S.-grown cotton, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and sustainable production through the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol.
✔ Classic & Comfortable – A relaxed fit with a double-lined hood and tear-away label for a scratch-free feel.
✔ Customizable – Available with embroidery decoration on the left or center chest to make it even more you.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And remember: we are the majority. We have more power than we know.
Let’s be real: billionaires are the worst. They exploit labor, dodge taxes, and hoard wealth while the rest of us grind just to afford the basics. But we’re done idolizing these gluttonous robber barons—it’s time to call them out and take back what’s ours. Because the system isn’t broken; it was built this way. And we’re the ones who can change it.
This unisex heavy blend hoodie is more than just cozy—it's a statement. Made from a plush, ethically sourced cotton-poly blend, it’s perfect for staying warm while you plot the revolution (or just vent about late-stage capitalism). With a classic fit, spacious pouch pocket, and color-matched drawstring, it delivers comfort and style—because calling out billionaires should always look good.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Soft, Warm, and Built to Last – Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) in a 50/50 cotton-poly blend for peak coziness.
✔ Ethically Made – 100% U.S.-grown cotton, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and sustainable production through the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol.
✔ Classic & Comfortable – A relaxed fit with a double-lined hood and tear-away label for a scratch-free feel.
✔ Customizable – Available with embroidery decoration on the left or center chest to make it even more you.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And remember: we are the majority. We have more power than we know.
