Tax the Rich Tank
While billionaires hoard obscene amounts of wealth, dodging taxes and making their money work for them, we’re out here actually working—and getting taxed at a way higher rate for it. The system is rigged, and unless we get our shit together, it’s only going to get worse. We don’t have time for excuses. It’s time to Tax. The. Rich.
Why You Need This:
💰 Statement Piece – Because wealth hoarding isn’t just unethical, it’s unsustainable. Let them know.
💨 Light as a Billionaire’s Tax Burden – Made from 65% polyester, 35% viscose, this ultra-lightweight tee is soft, breathable, and drapes effortlessly.
📏 Size Up for a Looser Fit – Runs smaller than usual, so check that size chart. Billionaires might shrink their tax bills, but you don’t want your tee to shrink too.
⚡ Wear It, Mean It – This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a stance. Stop the infighting. Start demanding change.
Because we’re done waiting for scraps.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.98 | 16.73 | 17.76 | 18.74 | 19.76 |
| Length, in | 20.24 | 20.63 | 21.14 | 21.61 | 22.13 |
While billionaires hoard obscene amounts of wealth, dodging taxes and making their money work for them, we’re out here actually working—and getting taxed at a way higher rate for it. The system is rigged, and unless we get our shit together, it’s only going to get worse. We don’t have time for excuses. It’s time to Tax. The. Rich.
Why You Need This:
💰 Statement Piece – Because wealth hoarding isn’t just unethical, it’s unsustainable. Let them know.
💨 Light as a Billionaire’s Tax Burden – Made from 65% polyester, 35% viscose, this ultra-lightweight tee is soft, breathable, and drapes effortlessly.
📏 Size Up for a Looser Fit – Runs smaller than usual, so check that size chart. Billionaires might shrink their tax bills, but you don’t want your tee to shrink too.
⚡ Wear It, Mean It – This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a stance. Stop the infighting. Start demanding change.
Because we’re done waiting for scraps.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.98 | 16.73 | 17.76 | 18.74 | 19.76 |
| Length, in | 20.24 | 20.63 | 21.14 | 21.61 | 22.13 |
While billionaires hoard obscene amounts of wealth, dodging taxes and making their money work for them, we’re out here actually working—and getting taxed at a way higher rate for it. The system is rigged, and unless we get our shit together, it’s only going to get worse. We don’t have time for excuses. It’s time to Tax. The. Rich.
Why You Need This:
💰 Statement Piece – Because wealth hoarding isn’t just unethical, it’s unsustainable. Let them know.
💨 Light as a Billionaire’s Tax Burden – Made from 65% polyester, 35% viscose, this ultra-lightweight tee is soft, breathable, and drapes effortlessly.
📏 Size Up for a Looser Fit – Runs smaller than usual, so check that size chart. Billionaires might shrink their tax bills, but you don’t want your tee to shrink too.
⚡ Wear It, Mean It – This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a stance. Stop the infighting. Start demanding change.
Because we’re done waiting for scraps.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.98 | 16.73 | 17.76 | 18.74 | 19.76 |
| Length, in | 20.24 | 20.63 | 21.14 | 21.61 | 22.13 |
